...and haven't eaten at his death factory in decades. However, the new too-gross-to-be-true sammich without buns is getting a lot of (horrified) press online, and -- with complete revulsion -- I find it giddily hilarious (in that This Is Why You're Fat way. Think of it as Failblog for your arteries.)
Although it only begins to address my problems with the original and is in no way a comprehensive retrofit, I find this Vegansaurus overhaul delightful. And still hilarious.